Let me take you back to those moments in the bedroom, when keep moaning and suddenly he arrived at the destination before you and in other not to act like an amateur you go ah uh ah uh.....faking it all the way. Now you remember.
We took time out to find out a few reasons why women fake orgasm, and here they are.
1. We really, really like you and worry that asking for what we want will turn you off.
Even though we know it's not gonna happen this time, because we have a stomachache or we already bust a nut before we met you for dinner or we keep thinking about our eczema-riddled 7th grade science teacher or whatever the hell reason, we still want you to feel like a BMOC. But why!?! Why do we do this? There is no good explanation because we should be getting ours! Aghhhh!
We took time out to find out a few reasons why women fake orgasm, and here they are.
1. We really, really like you and worry that asking for what we want will turn you off.
Even though we know it's not gonna happen this time, because we have a stomachache or we already bust a nut before we met you for dinner or we keep thinking about our eczema-riddled 7th grade science teacher or whatever the hell reason, we still want you to feel like a BMOC. But why!?! Why do we do this? There is no good explanation because we should be getting ours! Aghhhh!
2. If you're a new suitor maybe it is positive conditioning since you did everything right. Let us on top? Check. Went down on us beforehand? Check. Last a long time? Great. Seemed genuinely interested in how many siblings we have or what college we went to when we were at dinner before we hit the sack? Great. Is this fair? No. But does it happen? Allllll the time, believe you me. I've got friends who still do this.
3. We're tired and we just want it to be over. If it ain't happening, nothing brings a surefire end to sex more than a mutual orgasm (even if one party fakes it). That way you don't have to deal with the half-awake dude licking his palm and segueing into a post-coital fingerbanging session that feels as obligatory as the drama club diva's rendition of "On My Own" in a high school talent show. No thank you.
4. We're conditioned to believe we should also have a happy ending. So sometimes it feels awkward if we don't — for us, not just them. When there is a man on top of you who is three seconds away from coming, it feels weird to just lay there with a blank face, like you are reading a copy of Popular Mechanics pasted on the ceiling. You have a few choices. You can go with one of those super-pointed Have-You-Noticed-I'm-Not-Coming faces.
From Cosmopolitan
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